Shhhh. Please don't talk to me. I'm running lines in my head right now.
OK. I'm ready. Really ready. I think I've really got this down.
I mean I'm going to ace this today. I'm going to REALLY knock it out of the park. Be prepared to eat my dust, brother.
OK. I wasn't prepared for THAT.
While the kittens gather their wits, let's try making our donations ONLINE.
Our FUNdraiser is growing to a close, but we still have three squillion to go to meet our goal. Please help homeless cats and kittens out by making a tax-deductible donation out today.
Thanks for getting us this far. Now, let's take it home!