I'm getting tired of waiting for kittens. I wonder if there's anything I can do to speed up the process.
Surely there are kittens SOMEWHERE. Maybe I can find some online? You can find ANYTHING on the internet, right?
HEY WYLLA, COME HERE. I NEED YOUR HELP.
OK, I want to find us some kittens online. What should we google, Wylla?
I don't know, Bean. Let's try "foster kittens" and "Tacoma, Washington". Or maybe "Humane Society". That's where our kittens come from, right?
Sorry, Charlene, I'm on the Humane Society website, but I'm not seeing anything.
Keep scrolling. It's on there somewhere. Surely, there's a box to check or a form to submit. See if we can order four longhair tabby boys. No, no, I want some Siamese-y types -- we haven't had any of those in a long time. Or orange!! Do you see any orange ones? Or torties! You like torties!
Sorry, Bean. Nothing. It looks like they must be temporarily out of stock.
Wait, Wylla! We haven't tried Amazon, yet. Or Overstock!! Etsy??