Hey Mom? Can I borrow your credit card for a minute?
I need to order a few things.
Nothing major, I just noticed we were running a little low on treats.
We only have the salmon ones left, and you know I prefer chicken.
I can use the card??!! Thanks Mom! I promise I'll only order a couple of bags. Oh, but they're cheaper by the case.
And maybe we need a new toy. Or a heated bed? No, no, no, Mom said "just treats".
Let me see, Bean. Wow! Look at that 8-foot kitty tower! How high are our ceilings? Let's get one of those! Or two! One for upstairs, one for the main floor.
Wait a minute, Wylla. Those things are like $1200. I don't think mom would approve of that.
Oh, Charlene. she wouldn't even notice, would she?
And if she did, we COULD just send it back, right? Couldn't we, Bean?
If I order now, and pay a little extra for "RUSH" service, we could be napping on it by tomorrow afternoon.