That's right, we're having a little contest over here. I've supplied the photo, now you supply the caption. Just post your witty caption in the comments section, and next week, we'll post the funniest four in a poll. You all will have a chance to cast a vote for your favorite, and we'll announce the winner on Friday, May 30th. There are no actual prizes, you'll just the satisfaction of knowing you are the funniest.
Here are the rules:
*Post as many times as you like.
*Keep it clean.
*If you post "anonymously" without logging in, put your name after the comment.
*NO Cheezburger speak. There's a website just for that.
*Any comments that break the rules will be deleted.
So show us what you've got! Lovell And Jerry Lee are especially excited to see what you funny folks come up with.
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62 meows:
"Say Ahh!... Now cough.."
"I said (gack) I don't (cough) need the (wheeze) Heimlich maneuver." Tiny Alice
"Hug...too...tight!"
"When you offered me an Orange Crush I thought you meant soda!!"
Beu-LLAAHH!!
It's too late for me, the vampire kitten has me already. Run! Save Yourself!
Hey! Don't you knock?
Wha...whaddaya mean my face will get stuck like this?
A hug and KISS (as in the band)
Look, Lovell, when you squish me so hard that my tongue sticks out, my tail disappears!
Lau-RRIIEE!!!
"Don't judge us because our luff is forbiddens!"
Ugh, morning breath!
Chanter, here's what the photo looks like: Jerry Lee is pretty much in the kitty meatloaf position, but looking up at the camera, wide eyed and with his tongue sticking way out, Lovell is draped over Jerry Lee's shoulders and has his right paw wrapped around J.L.'s chest.
Come up with a caption, girl!
"Moooooommmmmyyy! He is touching me again!"
For the last time, it's not a tumor!!!!
Didn't I say MERRRRRCCCCYYYY???!!!!
Uncle....UNCLE UNCLE!!!!
Uncle....UNCLE UNCLE!!!!
"Ack. I think I got some cat hair on my tongue!"
"Ack! I think even a bath from Charlene would be better than this."
Now now Jerry Leigh don't make me have to wrestle you down, open wide and say ahhhhhhhhhhhh like a good little boy!!!
Gene Simmons cat is attacked by yet another adoring fan...
Nanner, Nanner, Nanner! I gots Itty Bitty Kitty Hugs and you don't!
Okay, hug already! Don't squeeze all the air out of me!
Is this what a Stress Doll feels like when it's squeezed too hard?
See for reference: ( http://www.amazon.com/American-Science-Surplus-09500-Martian-MARTIAN/dp/B0006GK86E/ref=pd_bbs_1?ie=UTF8&s=toys-and-games&qid=1211412400&sr=8-1)
"HAIRBALL!"
Ah, snuggles. Uh... Lovell? You know, you're kinda heavy... I mean really? Mum, can you move him? There's no reasoning with him just now.
And thanks for the photo description, Anne! :)
AAAaaaccckkkkccaacccKKKCCcccccpppttthhhhtttt!
Help! Deodorant emergency!
"Uncle, uncle.....UNCLE"
-Sarah
Look, mom, I finished my vegetables!
HELP MEEEEeeeeeeeee.....
Tweaking my earlier one:
OK Lovell, that last push got my tongue out. One more, a little harder, and I think it'll work on my tail.
Looky! I have a lovell-y new tail..it's a clip-on.
Jerry Lee: Lovell... Why did you lick my ear?
Lovell: Why are you holding my paw?
Jerry Lee: [frowns] Where's your other paw?
Lovell: Between two pillows...
Jerry Lee: Those aren't pillows!
Lovell is a firm believer in tough love.
Laurie, could you put the camera down and help me out here?
"I vant your blud."
Linda_Marie
Ha! I'm hugging Lovell and you aren't!
"Only sisters understand the difference between hug and strangle."
Audri
Aflac, Aflac, Aflaaaaaaaaaaaaac!!!!!
HELP! He's fallen and I can't get up!
"guullpp..I know you love me brother..I love you too Lovell..now release me will you?..gullpp" -- Jeanne
"I don't care what you say, I don't think this is the way to tie a bow tie. Cornelius never had to go through anything like this."
Lovell: "Take that Jerry Lee!"
Jerry Lee: "Hey! I can't help it if I'm Mom's favorite."
"New York!! If I can make it here, I can make it anywhere..."
"Uh, you know we're in Washington, don't you?...
"Wassssuuuuuupppppppp"
Okay - ready for the itty bitty! Pile 'em on! What I don't got in tail, I got in muscles and de-purr-mination!
correction:
"Okay - ready for the NEXT itty bitty! Pile 'em on! What I don't got in a tail, I got in strength and de-purr-mination!!!"
Neener, Neener, Neener!!
MMA champion, Lovell
"The Orange Crush" Picket submits former partner Jerry Lee Picket with a choke.
YDOD
Lovell helps Jerry Lee record his audition for KISS.
"gooooooooooaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllllllllllll!!!!!!!!!!!"
He ain't heavy, he's my brother!
Lovell, your brotherly love chokes me up.
YDOD
"Quick! He's not looking - put that treat heeeeeeeeeerre!"
(sing-songy voice) "I love you too, Brother!" (aside: "Blleeeaaaacccchhhhkk!")
"Hee hee hee! Lovell's still looking for my tail!"
"Want a hug? Act like you need a Heimlich. Works every time."
"Big orange scarf, little pink tongue. It's this season's only look," says the Laughing Fashionisto in this week's column.
Laurie....I love you THIS MUCH!!!!!
he's got me! run! save yourself!
OK folks.. no more captions. The finalists will be anounced later today.
Thanks!
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