First thing this morning, I emailed all of your bosses to let them know you will need to leave early today. Because once you meet this next kitten, I know you will be rendered useless. You will be so exhausted from all of that squee-ing, and gobsmacked by the magnitude of the cuteness, you might as well just pack up your things and leave the for the day --- you will be in no condition to work.
So, go on. Collect your belongings, and punch out for the day. We can wait a moment while you do that.
I arranged with your coworkers to cover your emails, answer your phone, and water your plants, should it take a few days for you to return. There are plans to celebrate July birthdays in the break room this afternoon, but don't worry about missing that. You already signed the card and Janet promised to save you a slice of cake.
OK? All set?
And, REALLY, are you ready for this????
It's a TINY TORBIE!
AND SHE'S NOT JUST YOUR AVERAGE TINY TORBIE!!!
SHE IS ALSO POLYDACTYL!!
A POLYDACTYL TINY TORBIE!
Thank goodness she's the last of this litter. Honestly, I don't think I have the brain capacity to handle any more cute than this.
I'm going to give you some time to digest all of this, then I'll be back with an Alumni update later today.