Well, Wylla, you're not supposed to be on top of the dresser. You're well-aware that it is off-limits for kitties. And I put those toys up there for a reason -- to keep them away from YOU. You have a very bad habit of gnawing the feathers off all of the feather toys, so between our play sessions, I need to keep them out of your paw's reach.
So get down from there, please.
But wait, you're being awfully cute. Let me snap a few photos before I shoo you off.