Thursday, January 8, 2015
The Tree Must Leave
I would like you to finish taking the Christmas tree down, and return the furniture to its previous arrangement. For the past three weeks, I've been forced to find alternative places to nap and roost, and I have reached my limits. I need my normal.
Also, as far as I can tell, we're the only house on the block with a tree in the window, so not only am I inconvenienced, I am embarrassed socially.
Please have the tree and ornaments removed and the furniture returned by the end of the day, or I'll have no other choice but to dismantle the tree myself.