Hey, Wylla? I have a little confession to make.
For your birthday, I got you a really fabulous present. They were the most delicious kitty treats ever, and after I bought them, I remembered that you can't eat solid foods.
So I ate them.
You did WHAT, Charlene?
You realize that YOUR birthday is just a couple of months away, Charlene. I will remember this.
I know, Wylla.