For the most part, I've been very good girl this year. I've been patient with our tiny wards - even when they played with my tail or tried to nurse on me. I've given them baths and love and have put up with their shenanigans.
I'm not perfect. I know I did jump on the dining room table a few times this year, forgot to bury my poo more than once, and I've stolen a few kitten crunches even though I know it's wrong. I hope you can overlook those minor infractions.
I'm compiling my Christmas wish list, and I'll be sending it to you shortly.
PS If it doesn't work out with those reindeer, maybe you should try a team of kittens. I've seen them fly.