Thursday, March 11, 2010
While You Were Sleeping...
While you were sleeping, I stuck my paw in your bedside water glass.
Then I sat on your chest and watched you sleep with your mouth wide open.
I followed Drewey downstairs and sat by her while she had a snack in the kitchen.
Then I chased Drewey upstairs and poked her in the butt using a single toenail.
I watched QVC and ordered a heated pet bed. I paid for it using your credit card. (Just 3 easy payments of $49.99 and if I'm not fully satisfied I can return it)
I licked the remote control.
I chewed on your ipod headphones.
I took a bath on the dining room table.
Then I climbed into bed and curled up on your toes.