Good news!!! Let's start with the good news!!
Well the good news is, we've raised over $11,000 in pledges for the Humane Society so far.
Oh that's so amazing! Hooooraaaayyyy!!! Now lay it on me,, what's the bad news?
Well, you can't eat this morning, I'm putting you and Hubie into the kitty carrier, we're going for a ride in the car, we're visiting the doctor, and you'll both have a simple surgery performed.
Can I hear the good news again? Please?